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Sunday, 18 April 2010

Nick gets a Clegg up!

Like a true outsider, Nick Clegg recieves the plaudits in the first television debate between the three main leaders. I dont know about you, but im sooooo looking forward to the next. Its like a Champions League Final, a Britains Got Talent installment or a comeback tee off by Tiger Woods. Look, I have no idea who i'll be voting for next month, but thats the whole point, right? We watch, Supernoodles at the ready (or is that just me?!) and we decide as Gordon 'Hulk Hogan' Brown and David 'The Ultimate Warrior' Cameron battle over Number 10, with Nick 'The Undertaker' Klegg looking to bury them both.

A Royal Rumble

Thats not the only debate being aired at the Nags Head, of course. We are also talking about the race for the Premiership title, or in my case, The challenge for fourth. Im a Liverpool supporter, so im obviously doomed, but, just like the race for Prime Minister, theres alot of life in this debate yet! Spurs are great under 'Arry. Mancini looks like a 'Special One' at City. Benitez looks to Europe, namely Turin, Italy. But football is a funny ol' game, as is politics. Gordon Brown might have got a spanking in the first debate, but how will he respond in the second Clegg?!

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